Teacher Of The Year The Play

Step Into The Madcap World Of Educationrdquo; And Meet The Unforgettable Character: Erda Von Schwantz, The Sex Educationist, Who Has Mastered The Art Of Penetrating The Minds Of Her Students And Who Then Uses The Information To Write The Definitive Book On Adolescent Perversion; Roger Murphy, The Vitaminrdquo; Pill Distributor For A Jamaican Manufacturer, Who Also Is A Movie Producer Of Adult Bookstore Art Films; Borlinda Borgia, The Born-again Christian, Who Through The Guidance Of Roger And Erda Learns To Use Her Body For Godrsquo;s Work; Pepepepita Noriega, The Transvestite School Principal, Who Uses Rogerrsquo;s Vitamins To Seduce Niko Papalodopoulos The Straight Counselor Before He Can Save Pepepepita From Himherself; Phyllis Jaffe, The Bullish Superintendent, Who Gives Up Her Worldly Ways And Dedicates Her Life To Bible Readings, Teas, And Borlindarsquo;s Mother. But Most Importantly, Meet The Greatest Teacher Alive, A Teacher Of Impeccable Heritage And Education, A Teacher Whose Infinite Wisdom Saves The Public Schools From Scandal. You Will Meet The One And Only, Frank Hamme, Teacher Of The Year