3D Turtle Gesture Whiskey Decanter Bottle

A functional 750 ml whiskey decanter sculpted entirely in 3D glass as a turtle with an upright middle finger — no paint, no glue, no secondary materials. Height: 22 cm; width: 12 cm; weight: 1.1 kg (empty). Made from optical-grade, lead-free glass with precision-fired edges and a polished base. Designed for daily utility: the centre of mass sits low for anti-tip stability; the neck geometry controls liquid velocity; the wide mouth enables full-hand access for cleaning. Compatible with all common UK spirits and wines. Stylistically, it merges zoological form with sardonic expression — appealing to buyers seeking barware that reflects individuality without sacrificing elegance or build quality. Ideal for renters, remote workers, and collectors who curate objects with narrative depth.